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admiraltatianawolverines:

i’M CRYING THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION OH MY GOD IT JUST DETHRONED HANNIBAL AS MY FAVOURITE COMEDY (okay not really bUT YOU PEOPLE GET WHAT I MEAN YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS AND THE SENTIMENT THAT IS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH) PLEASE SEND HELP I AM LOSING MY SHIT ALL OF MY SHIT HAS BEEN LOST IT’S ALL GONE PLEASE CALL MY CELL PHONE IF YOU FIND MY SHIT BECAUSE I LOST IT ALL

— 10 hours ago with 3 notes

dirty-old-dearie:

once-upon-a-mermaid:

because i need some Robert Carlyle porn on my blog :D

sorry i’m not sorry

not sorry at all

(Source: frozen-thingamabobs, via mrgoldsdearie)

— 11 hours ago with 150 notes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via fuck-benedict-cumberbatch)

— 11 hours ago with 791750 notes

The Widow costume is probably the most comfortable of the superhero suits because it doesn’t require a built-in air conditioning unit, like Hemsworth’s does. I don’t have under-armor. I don’t have a huge leather cape, headdress, whatever. It’s pretty straightforward. It’s kind of like a wet suit actually: sort of this one piece. And I’m always amazed when it goes on and zips up. I’m like, “Wow, it’s on.”

The Widow costume is probably the most comfortable of the superhero suits because it doesn’t require a built-in air conditioning unit, like Hemsworth’s does. I don’t have under-armor. I don’t have a huge leather cape, headdress, whatever. It’s pretty straightforward. It’s kind of like a wet suit actually: sort of this one piece. And I’m always amazed when it goes on and zips up. I’m like, “Wow, it’s on.”

(Source: jemmawatson, via dontbeanassbutt)

— 11 hours ago with 1389 notes

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via pizza)

— 11 hours ago with 76731 notes
SPN Season 1:Let's use Christo to find out if they're a demon
SPN Seasons 2-4:Let's exorcise all demons to save their vessels
SPN Seasons 5-9:Lol let's stab the guy and see if he glows when he dies
— 11 hours ago with 30120 notes
officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

(via illaminati)

— 11 hours ago with 67685 notes
dad:why are you smoking weed
me:its a metaphor dude
dad:ooh ok we cool
— 11 hours ago with 1218 notes

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: the-maines, via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 11 hours ago with 810808 notes
"A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves."
(via lauvra)

(Source: psych-facts, via thepirateswan)

— 11 hours ago with 20577 notes

make me choose
↳ 
shipcest asked: sebastian stan or scarlett johansson

(Source: ladybaratheon, via dontbeanassbutt)

— 11 hours ago with 11182 notes