johnjacobjingleheimertit

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if you ever think you're not sexy just remember when i think about you i touch myself

tinypantsbishounen:

*stirs coffee with a lit cigarette and then drops it in* have you ever heard of the smiths

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— 4 hours ago with 40762 notes

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

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— 4 hours ago with 155974 notes

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

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— 4 hours ago with 317763 notes

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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alt-j:

Kim Kardashian West’s best bikini moments! 

HONESTLY

(Source: kimkanyekimye, via scottthepilgrim)

— 4 hours ago with 4473 notes

i caved. possibly going to make a series of these.

i caved. possibly going to make a series of these.

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— 4 hours ago with 115 notes

tortillah:

*attempts to seductively bite pen*

*breaks tooth*

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— 4 hours ago with 3590 notes
weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

(via pizza)

— 4 hours ago with 16619 notes