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lunaobliviate7:

I just think Hermione would be really damn proud of Emma right now. 

— 10 hours ago with 3804 notes
somebodiex:

Catherine et cie | La Maud La Maud na We Heart It.

somebodiex:

Catherine et cie | La Maud La Maud na We Heart It.

(via neonvagina)

— 10 hours ago with 10 notes

notmysecret:

*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

(via scissor)

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kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

(via fuckodonoghue)

— 10 hours ago with 1137506 notes
hurdygurdyflurdy:

I don’t know what’s going on in this picture, but I like it.

hurdygurdyflurdy:

I don’t know what’s going on in this picture, but I like it.

(via girl-who-eats-pizza)

— 10 hours ago with 58971 notes

javaddvevo:

If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon

(Source: mainheaux, via satanstruemistress)

— 10 hours ago with 45331 notes
#no 

dontbeanassbutt:

unsoured:

awesomenerdyfangirl:

anonymous-dudette:

I’m glad that Ferguson is getting attention, seriously I am, but I haven’t seen ONE post about what is happening over seas. Not even one post about the pictures above. Children are being beheaded and dragged into the streets where they are then shot because their families are Christian. Women are being raped and murdered. Men are being murdered. PEOPLE are dying. It’s a Christian Holocaust. And I haven’t seen anything on Tumblr.

Why aren’t any of you furious about this?! Where’s the “social justice?” ISIS is murdering people who don’t convert to Islam (yes, I know they’re extremists and not all Muslims are like that. Save yourself the rant) but I really want to know why this hasn’t been given the attention it deserves.

Seriously, guys. This is really scary, and we need to raise attention for these people. They so desperately need our prayers and support.

It’s crazy.


- But just in case anyone wants to talk about how all Muslims support this, read here: ISIS command is completely contrary to Islam’s normative teachings https://t.co/hPA8qS65nP *All persecution is unjust*

Hey guys! You could also go like The Noon Movement on Facebook! Their goal is to bring awareness to this! Please, go like it!

— 10 hours ago with 62796 notes
pother:

I control your entire country, kids

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

(Source: marvobow, via zackisontumblr)

— 10 hours ago with 434345 notes

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

(via zackisontumblr)

— 10 hours ago with 339293 notes
backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

(via thanksfordaniel)

— 10 hours ago with 195174 notes

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

(via beyoncescock)

— 10 hours ago with 204480 notes